- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Your time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

ugh good riddance

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Hey Shea

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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