- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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