This is a joke setup.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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one day i went to bed

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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