- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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