- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a cross

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

colby doesnt shave

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I share two rooms with my mother.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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