- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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