So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Dogs

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Canada AYY

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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the WNBA

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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