What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Woman rights.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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A women president

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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