- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Rigo your a stupid ass

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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