- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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