A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Pen15

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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