- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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