- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

hot diggity dog

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I hate black people. Because their black.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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