- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your mama's so fat.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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