O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Deadly cancer.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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