- Anti Joke

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.