you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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