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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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