Woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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whats a dick a dick

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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