Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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