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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Spotto

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Samantha

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

shauns beautiful

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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