what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Hi? No!!!!!

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Hi

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Black History Month

this girl died

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

i dont like attention whores lol

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