- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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