What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

I killed someone today. :D

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

justin bieber

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

skurfboards we love fat kids

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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