Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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