Barack Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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The Holocaust.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Gianni

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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