Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Straight men can be bronies.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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You're Adopted.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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