Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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