How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Womens rights.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Woman's rights

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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wood cant chuck wood

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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