Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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