Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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25

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats a dick a dick

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Women.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Anti Joke

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