- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Knock, knock. answers door

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

raping black women

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Women.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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