Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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i cant think of one.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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