women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -42

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

*prepares this to get negged*

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops