Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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womens rights

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Butt Sex.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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