Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Yes.

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Wy did the chicken?

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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