- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

good one jess !!

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

so dont touch it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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