What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

whats a willy? -brock

What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

what do u call a black man a black man

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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