- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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