Woman.

I just can't stand sitting down!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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