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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

How old is your mom? Old.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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