How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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