- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??