- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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