- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

pickle juice?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Women's rights.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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