What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Civil Rights.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Spell: “This word”

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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