What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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