- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Chicken penis.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Meow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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