Obama

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

so dont touch it.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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