- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

justin bieber

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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