Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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