Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Male penises.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Keep up the fun Nero!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is cold? Winter

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops