- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

wood cant chuck wood

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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