- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Badgers are cool

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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