What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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