- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Why did the jew die Really...

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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