What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Pen15

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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gay marriage.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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