What's up brah brah

Kelly Clarkson

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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