What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Chinese drivers.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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