- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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