- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What is 9 + 10? 21

knock knock Labrinth come in

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

The Game.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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