how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Hi? No!!!!!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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