- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Penisland

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Deadly cancer.

why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

hipsters

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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