- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did i write this? I was bored

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

This one sucks!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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