- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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