- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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