A black man in a country bar.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A man made a sandwich.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Zach Barlow

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Your time.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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bitches be crafty.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Welcome to die!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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