some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

bitches be crafty.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Your time.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Welcome to die!

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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