Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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